Friday, November 2, 2012

Read All About It (Bonus Ending Scene)

We felt bad about leaving on a sad note so we made this funny alternative ending. :) Enjoy~


*A Week Later*

Niall: *walks into the medium's office* I'm here for my appointment.

Medium: Ah yes, the famous Niall Tomlinson.

Niall: Can I please just be Niall for this?

Medium: Sure. *smiles* Come with me.

Niall: Oh and this is---

Medium: Harry, I know.

Niall: How---

Medium: Your brother. *smiles and walks into the room*

Harry & Niall: *follow after her*

Medium: *sits down* Today we're gonna try to bring him here just for you.

Niall: Nu-uh, not just for me.

Medium: And Harry?

Niall: *nods* Harry deserves this too.

Medium: Okay. *smiles* Louis if you are here, we are asking that you come forward now and talk to us.

Louis: *appears randomly behind her but makes sure Niall & Harry don't see him yet; grabs her hat off putting it on himself* You know... I'm getting sick of people asking that...

Niall: L--LOUIS?!

Louis: *tilts his body side ways* Yeeees?

Niall: OH MY GOD IT'S YOU! I--I missed you...

Harry: *sitting quietly*

Louis: *smiles softly* I missed you too. *looks at Harry* Why you so quiet, curly?

Harry: I just... it's really hard Louis... I have dreams about you dying in my arms still.

Louis: *pouts; moves over & randomly plays with his curls*

Harry: *gasps* I---I felt that a little...

Louis: 'Cause i'm doing it? *moves the curls around* Best part about being in spirit form is messing around with people.

Harry: S--So if you sit in my lap I--I'll feel it?...

Louis: Likely, but you just can't touch me. *pouts more* I'm see through..

Harry: *pouts* B--But don't you wanna feel me again?...

Louis: *nuzzles his neck*

Harry: *giggles softly* Come see me everyday and just sit in my lap. I don't even care if I can't touch you. I just want it to feel like it used too.

Louis: Mmm.. mum & dad might think I'm crazy.

Harry: I don't care. *pouts* Mineh...

Louis: *giggles* I know.

Harry: What about when I die and i'm alone?... Are you gonna be there then?

Niall: M--Mom and dad?...

Louis: I'll always be there. And yeah.

Niall: A--Are they proud of me?... Do they hate me do they---

Louis: They don't hate you, Niall! Shush, they're so proud of you.

Harry: PLEASE?! EVERYDAY EVEN IF IT'S JUST FOR 10 MINUTES?!

Louis: Okay, okay, okay. I'll come everyday.

Harry: *smiles* YAY! That means it'll be just like old times.

Louis: Sort of. *nuzzles his cheek*

Harry: Can you feel my cheek when you do that?..

Louis: Mhm. I just feel like cold air, huh?

Harry: Kinda... but it feels like a good kind of cold air and I wouldn't change it.

Louis: *smiles then gasps seeing the time* I'm going to be late for supper..

Harry: *laughs* Parents huh?

Louis: *mutters* You have no idea right now....

Harry: TELL MY IN LAWS I SAY HI AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET THEM! *smiles brightly*

Niall: And tell them I love themmmm. *stuffs face with cookies*

Louis: *laughs* Will do. *hugs Niall by his shoulders* Love you, Ni.

Niall: I wuv you Lou Lou.

Harry: *pouts* I want a kiss.

Louis: *giggles; goes over to him; leans over pecking his lips softly* I love you.

Harry: I love you more.

Medium: Where's my thirty dollars?

Louis: Where's my pigeon? *folds his arms*

Medium: How should I know?

Louis: Guess mediums never do know everything...

Medium: WE COMMUNICATE WITH DEAD PEOPLE! *rolls eyes* You are thinking of psychics.

Louis: *pouts* It's a common mistake.

Medium: Sure it is. So unless you are paying me in ghost money, I suggest you leave.

Harry: Don't talk to my baby that way!

Niall: Harry---

Harry: *growls*

Louis: *about to reply something but hears his mother's voice*

Mrs. Tomlinson (voice): LOUIS WILLIAM! WE DON'T TOLERATE THAT LANGUAGE!

Louis: *huffs*

Harry: Don't EVER talk to my baby that way! *growls* It'll be your worst day ever.

Niall: Come on Harry, we are leaving..

Harry: NOT 'TIL SHE APOLOGIZES!

Louis: *laughs* Babe, it's fine. She just needs to get her greedy head out of her arse.

Harry: It's not fine. No one talks to you that way. I don't care if they were God himself... NO ONE talks---

Niall: Harry, shush.

Louis: *giggling; huffs again hearing his mother's nagging voice* Alright mum! I'm coming! Gosh!

Niall: C--can she hear me?

Louis: *nods*  Yeah. She says she loves you and dad says thank you for shutting Harry up.

Niall: *shrugs* Harry's protective, dad. It's a good thing. YOU SHOULD WELCOME HIM TO OUR FAMILY 'cause, yeah, i'm not letting him leave it. *laughs*

Louis: *gasps* Dad, i'm not saying that!

Niall: SAY IT!

Louis: *shakes his head covering his mouth*

Harry: I wanna know what he said about me sweetheart.

Louis: *sighs* He's overprotective and thinks you were some abuser... but I told him you're the sweetest person ever!

Harry: I--I would never hit Louis... h--he means more to me than anything... I held him 'til his last breath because I didn't want him to feel alone and scared...

Louis: *looking up; smiles* Really? *smiles more* YAY!

Harry: What did he say?...

Louis: He approves. *nods along*

Harry: YAY! *smiles* I get to keep my angel and my brother in law and my new family is amazing! *hugs Niall tightly*

Niall: Can't breathe... okay you're smothering me!

Louis: *giggles* Okay now I really gotta go. I'll see you.. whenever.

Harry: TOMORROW! For cuddle hour. *pouts*

Louis: *giggles* Of course. Byee. Oh and Ursula, you should really have that mole on your left butt cheek checked out. It looks infected. *wrinkles his nose before disappearing*

Medium: *gasps and runs off*

*The End*

1 comment:

  1. *laughs butt off and dies of laughter* *hunts my boyfriend*

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